HOME LIFE – STUPIDITY
CONT'D
There is a man after my own heart. A
hero. Maybe a superhero. There is someone doing great things. I must
note, however, that I have no direct personal knowledge of this
miraculous being. How do I know that he's a man, then, after all?
Because he's that bad-ass awesome.
A few weeks ago, we were on our way to
church and had to turn left onto our main road. If anyone knows our
blinking light intersection, it can be dangerous turning left.
Normally it's not a problem for us because during peak hours we're
turning right. Anyway, it would have gone on like a normal Sunday had
it not been for some obnoxious signs planted a little further down
the road that completely blocked our view of oncoming traffic. How
dangerous! They were ads for newly built houses and apartments. How
inconsiderate! How traffic-confusing! How annoying!
How very, very dangerous! Help!
Innocent drivers! Help!
“Never fear!”
Well, I didn't hear him, but he was
there! We ended up making the turn fine and then an hour later after
church we were going back past our intersection and saw those same
signs strewn on the ground! Not only had someone ripped up the signs
from the ground, but the posts for two of them were broken in half!
Wow! What a man!
Those pieces of wood are really thick,
too. You would think that they put up signs with some wimpy plywood,
but then it turns out it's actually strong, thick wood. Let me remind
the reader that I have no idea who pulled the three signs out of the
ground, broke the wooden posts, and then left them there. I just saw
that someone did it and am very proud. That wood was so thick,
probably that guy's wife also pulled out a post and tried to break it
herself but couldn't and then they just decided to leave. But she
still had fun. That's my best guess.
Whoever this mysterious man is, I would
like to personally commend him for his bravery in the face of
extremely rude advertisers. He has made his neighborhood a little
safer.
And he must have had so much fun
breaking those signs!
– again, sorry that I
don't have a pic here – hopefully my next post will! –
